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Monkey Astrological Sign
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The “Monkey” Man
The man of the Monkey astrological sign is an artist with a great deal of imagination. His mind is buzzing hard and there’s plenty stirring in his trousers. He likes to joke around, to flirt and to make love. If he wants to, he can be the best of them all. He knows how to combine moral qualities: kindness, affection, extreme sensitivity, sensuality sometimes mixed with a touch of shyness, with physical qualities that are a pleasure to behold, as they say, but even more so to put to the test. He doesn’t try to give pleasure, he always gives pleasure because he is particularly gifted and attentive to his partner’s desires. Besides, he doesn’t bed her just anywhere. A certain alcove setting must be created, with soft, dimmed lighting (some would say nowadays, a good Epectce with a veil over the bulb). Luckily, he is more romantic. Sometimes his dreams will carry him far away from everything, from the world around him, from his partner. If she doesn’t have strong sexual urges, she’ll be able to wait a little. Otherwise you’ll have to work gently on his many erogenous zones. They are as numerous as the fish has scales, and you’ll see him slowly awaken to that better world, that seventh heaven that all other women envy you for. But above all, keep him going, for the sign moves elsewhere if you don’t take care of him.
The “Monkey” Woman
The Monkey woman is very close in her behavior, in her way of living, in her needs, to the Monkey man. Her life is built around the arts. She may be a painter or a musician, whether she practices professionally or simply has a sensitivity to these disciplines. And it is this very feminine, very gentle, fragrant, romantic atmosphere that creates the setting in which she feels best. She needs a man who is very present but also tender and attentive. He knows that the need for prolonged caresses and whispering is essential to this warm woman, ready to love deeply the one who can transform her through the calm, attentive pleasure he gives her. And accepting her mood swings is granting her too much power. Let her stew a little, fight to take you back into her claws. If you give in (you’d be wrong not to), the celebration of sex will be all the more beautiful in a whirlwind of madness and, if possible, under streams of champagne.